Meet Shairazi!

Featured Friend of the...eerr.... 'Who Cares!?'

Code named: Shai / Boya / Mr. Potato 2 / The TOTAL PACKAGE / The POWER!house

Also known as: 'Brotherest' of all brothers of another mother & father.

Abit about him: Hes the only BOB along with me who have remained single since our secondary school days though we pretty much talk the most about girls and relationships... He knows about cars more than his penis. He is the best dude to 'pangseh' gyming with you when you're ready and pumped up to do a work out with someone. 

Known him since: Sometime before 2001; while we were mindless kids playing soccer at the common playground in our neighborhood. 

Coolest thing about him: The Best dude to pull pranks with or sit down all day and crack jokes that only both of us would be able to understand. 

Worst thing about him: He still doesn't wanna go clubbing until he has his own car. (Bro! For real! You gotta go soon!)

Status : Single & waiting for a SUPER HOT SUPER PRETTY SUPER CHARMING SUPER SMART SUPER CUTE KOREAN TEEN GIRL to fall into his arms. ( Bro, you better thank me for this free advert!")

Everything else nonsense about him

If it was a bro whom i really really grew up with is definitely this guy. It was funny during first day of school that he recognized me and i didn't. I could barely remember how to pronounce his name. However, we pretty much settled with the code name 'Shai'. First week of school with him was a blast! We went around tormenting a bastard kid in school and made a really good laugh out of it. I remember the time he pulled down that kid's pants while he was doing mass dance in the middle of the school hall. I was standing in shock and awe at the back cause he actually did it! And guess what!?.... THE KID DID NOT WEAR UNDERPANTS!!!!!! OMG!!!... we got called to the disciplinary mistress's office the day after cause the idiot kid went to complain. Somehow... instead... we came out of the office being great friends with the DM. LOL! Hes one of the rare dudes who could have gotten into deep shit in school fooling around but manage to escape every time. 

Of course as great friends we had ups and downs. The worst would be when we both had a crush on the same girl during sec 1!... Okay la... C'mon... Which guy wouldn't fall for the 'everyone has a crush on girl'? That was the point i got jealous with him at times and we began to hate each others' guts. Somehow, like we usually do, get over such situations and start chatting again. It was a good lesson that we shouldn't EVER AGAIN have a crush on the same girl. So we'd take precautions by discussing about our crushes and such just to 'draw' the boundary. Oh oh! He currently has a crush on a french-chinese girl! 

Coolest days of hanging out with him was during the 2008 F1 Singapore GP. We've been F1 nutcases since before Jesus learnt to cut his own toenails. It was a last min call to him that i got free tix and he was really shocked. It also came at the day before his birthday. I recall the time we saw the F1 car turn in from the corner and it was the first time we saw a live F1 car! That moment was epic.... we had goosebumps and the sound of the revving of the V8 engines was surreal! That day was seriously one memorable day cause we manage to live out one of our childhood dreams to catch F1 live!

Hes now a farmer. Has 3 cows and 2 fleshlights in his LBV. 

SHAI IS SINGLE AND IS INTERESTED IN ANY KOREAN CHICK. SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY.